Christmas SMS Wishes
Christmas SMS Wishes:
Hey Guys,
Welcome to our site,
In this article, I am going to tell you about Christmas SMS Wishes & Quotes.
Read this article till the end.
May the jòy and peace òf Christmas be with yòu all thròugh the Yèar.
Wishing yòu a season of blessings fròm heaven abòvè.
Warmest greetings for Christmàs
For my one and only Girlfriend- Angel eyes
Sweetest, Loveliest, Delicious, Gorgeous
Cherry Babe Marry Christmas....Christmas wishes for gf
May àll the sweet màgic of Christmàs conspirè
To glàdden your hearts and fill èvery desirè.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way.
Wish you, all the best and joy always & always
My lóve, make my Wish cóme True
All I want fór Christmas is Yóu
Let this Christmas be a marvellous moments.
Let this Christmas be a wondrous holiday season.
Let this Christmas be a joyous celebration full of fun.
Let this Christmas share love and cheer with everyone.
It is d month of Çàkès Ñ Çàndlès,
Snòw n Sòngs,
Çàrols n Joys,
Làughtèr n Lòve,
Its dècembèr
Wishing yòu a Blèssèd Mònth òf Christmàs!!
Christmas quotes-
Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill,
But let it whistle as it will,
We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.
Beautiful christmas quotes-
From home to home and heart to heart,
From one place to another,
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
Brings us closer to each other.
Merry X-Mas
Let the spirit of love gently fill our hearts and homes.
Let the spirit of joy and generous cheer fill our hearts and homes.
Let the cherish moments of Christmas bring happiness and prosperity for everyone.
Christmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
Jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
Santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
Subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.
Merry Christmas
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
Ì wish Ú this Chrístmàs enriches ur lífe
Mày eàch day b hàppy & bríght,
Óverflòwíng with pleàsure & lòve
Mày ur Chrístmàs be filled with delíght
From home to home and heàrt to heàrt,
From one place to ànother,
The wàrmth and joy of Christmàs,
Sweet contentment, generous cheer
Brings us closer to each other.
Make the most of it.
Christmas is not a time nor a season,
But a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill,
To be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
May lovely, happy times decorate this time of the season.
May warm, special memories brighten your new year.
May the wonder of Christmas be with you forever.
Christmas may be many things
Or it may be a few.
Fòr yòu, the jòy
Is each new tòy
Fòr me its watching u.
Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
A silent night
A star above
A blessed gift of hope and love
A blessed Christmas to you!
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end,
the splendor of Christ’s humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
Bells are Ringing ThE wishes Of Christmas Day...
The Flying snokflakes send my most sincere wishes To U & ur Family... MERRY CHRISTMAS...
May the holidàys refresh your spirit and bring you new inspiràtion and hàppiness.
Lòve còmè dòwn at Çhristmàs;
Lòvè àll lòvely, lòve divinè;
Lòvè wàs bòrn at Çhristmàs,
Stàrs & àngèls gàvè thè sign.
Mèrry Chrístmàs
Ì wísh Ú Lòvely X-màs
Ì wísh Ú Favòràblè "
Ì wísh Ú Enjòyàblè"
U shall nòt Lack in thís X-màs
thy Lòrd shàll providè tò Ú!
Mèrry X-Màs.
Jínglè bèlls
Jínglè bèlls
whàt fun it is tò
wísh òur friends
à vèry hàppy mèrry chrístmàs.
Wish Ú all A Mèrry Christmas
Mày d Jòys of d seasòn
Fill ur heart with gòòdwill & chèèr.
Mày d chimes of Christmas glòry
Ádd up mòre shine & spread
Smiles acròss the miles
´' * ' ´Tòday & In d Nèw Yèar ´' * '´
Mày Úr Christmas timè bè bright
from d mòmènt it starts,
With màny wòndèrful things
thàt brings jòy 2 yòur heàrt,
& mày èach day, thròughòut d yèar,
Bring èven mòre gladnèss & chèer.
Mèrry Christmàs & à Hàppy Nèw Yèar!
Ònè X’mas Tréè!
Óné Lakh Càndlès!
Ònè Cròre Bàlòòns!
Ónè Milliòn Stàrs!
Óné Billiòn Wishès!&
Òne Heàrty Prayer!
Hàppy X-màs.
1 Little * Star * On The Top Of The Tréè
2 Little Presents Underneath For Mé
3 Silver Ropes Twisted Around The Tréè
4 Colored Light Shining Prettily,
5 Shining Halls Flowing Silvery.
Oh, What A Sight For Use To Séè.
Wish You A Merry Christmas..
Let the world rejoice Christmas Eve
Sharing peace and love
For on this joyous Christmas day
Christ came from above.
The 🎁 gift of Love.
The 🎁 gift of Hope.
The 🎁 gift of Joy.
The 🎁 gift of Peace.
The 🎁 gift of Prosperity.
The 🎁 gift of Happiness.
The 🎁 gift of Good Things.
The 🎁 gift of Good Tidings.
The 🎁 gift of Good Times.
The 🎁 gift of Good Cheer.
Through the year My Dear...
May this Christmas bring
New Surprises and special gifts.
All special things
Best Friends ever or special one.
May each day of your Christmas be filled with peace, and
may God's love light your way through the new year.
Thinking of you and wishing you His blessing always.
A pleasant time of chill December
For all who are dear and near
A time for love and good cheer
A time for best presents to share.
Heartiest wishes for Christmas and coming year.
May your Christmas sparkle with happiness and new surprises,
laughter and love, excitement and amusement And may the new year ahead be full of delight and glad tidings.
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
Merry X-mas to all
Wish Merry Christmas 2017 to your dearest and nearest ones with cute christmas greetings sms, msgs and quotes.
I wish You Lovely X-mas
I wish You Favorable
I wish You Enjoyable
You shall not Lack in this X-masThy Lord shall provide to You!
Merry X-Mas. || Christmas sms ||
Christmas is love...
Christmas is dedication...
Christmas is happiness...
Wishing you and your family a happy Christmas
with a bunch of love and prayers
Its DECEMBER..
It is the month of
Cakes and Candles,
Snow and Songs,
Carols and Joys,
MARRY 'X' MAS.
May the good times and
treasures of the present
become the golden memories
of tomorrow. Wish YOU lot of
LOVE, JOY and HAPPINESS. . .
MARRY 'X' MAS.
A time of joy
A prayer for peace
The gift of hope
And a heart full of love
With every wish for a Merry Christmas and the entire festival season
Be filled with wonder
Be touched by peace
Believe in the miracle
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas.
Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.
Merry X-Mas
May this Christmas end the present year
On a cheerful note and make way
For a fresh and a bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year........
Christmas is not a time nor a season,
But a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
To be plenteous in mercy,
Is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Merry X-Mas
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory,
like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
~Garrison Keillor
I am dreaming of white Christmas ,
With every christmas card I write,
May your days be merry and bright,
And May all your christmases be white.
°*"~Marry Christmas~"*°
Joy resounds in the hearts of those
Who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy and love
Of the season! Season’s Greetingsss! ~:~
A little smile, a word of cheer,
A bit of love from someone near,
A little gift from one held dear,
Best wishes for the coming year…
These make a Merry Christmas! ||
A Christmas candle ,|'|, is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all, but softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish, it grows small..Merry Christmas
May this Christmas end the present year
On a cheerful note and make way
For a fresh and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a very very happy new year..
Please Note: Christmas is cancelled.
Apparently, you told Santa that you have been GOOD this year...
As a result, he died laughing!
Anyways, have a Merry Christmas without the presents!
May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace;
The gladness of Christmas give you hope; And the warmth of Christmas grant you love.
Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas!
Hope your Christmas is a hug of a best moments
Hope you have the most amazing day with loved ones
Hope all your wishes come true
Merry Christmas!!
Dear Santa,
I don't want much for Christmas. I just want the person reading this to remain in my life forever...
Sincerely !!
Hey Guys,
Welcome to our site,
In this article, I am going to tell you about Christmas SMS Wishes & Quotes.
Read this article till the end.
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| Christmas SMS Wishes |
Wishing yòu a season of blessings fròm heaven abòvè.
Warmest greetings for Christmàs
For my one and only Girlfriend- Angel eyes
Sweetest, Loveliest, Delicious, Gorgeous
Cherry Babe Marry Christmas....Christmas wishes for gf
May àll the sweet màgic of Christmàs conspirè
To glàdden your hearts and fill èvery desirè.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way.
Wish you, all the best and joy always & always
My lóve, make my Wish cóme True
All I want fór Christmas is Yóu
Let this Christmas be a marvellous moments.
Let this Christmas be a wondrous holiday season.
Let this Christmas be a joyous celebration full of fun.
Let this Christmas share love and cheer with everyone.
It is d month of Çàkès Ñ Çàndlès,
Snòw n Sòngs,
Çàrols n Joys,
Làughtèr n Lòve,
Its dècembèr
Wishing yòu a Blèssèd Mònth òf Christmàs!!
Christmas quotes-
Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill,
But let it whistle as it will,
We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.
Beautiful christmas quotes-
From home to home and heart to heart,
From one place to another,
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
Brings us closer to each other.
Merry X-Mas
Let the spirit of love gently fill our hearts and homes.
Let the spirit of joy and generous cheer fill our hearts and homes.
Let the cherish moments of Christmas bring happiness and prosperity for everyone.
Christmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
Jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
Santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
Subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.
Merry Christmas
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
Ì wish Ú this Chrístmàs enriches ur lífe
Mày eàch day b hàppy & bríght,
Óverflòwíng with pleàsure & lòve
Mày ur Chrístmàs be filled with delíght
From home to home and heàrt to heàrt,
From one place to ànother,
The wàrmth and joy of Christmàs,
Sweet contentment, generous cheer
Brings us closer to each other.
Make the most of it.
Christmas is not a time nor a season,
But a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill,
To be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
May lovely, happy times decorate this time of the season.
May warm, special memories brighten your new year.
May the wonder of Christmas be with you forever.
Christmas may be many things
Or it may be a few.
Fòr yòu, the jòy
Is each new tòy
Fòr me its watching u.
Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
A silent night
A star above
A blessed gift of hope and love
A blessed Christmas to you!
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end,
the splendor of Christ’s humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
Bells are Ringing ThE wishes Of Christmas Day...
The Flying snokflakes send my most sincere wishes To U & ur Family... MERRY CHRISTMAS...
May the holidàys refresh your spirit and bring you new inspiràtion and hàppiness.
Lòve còmè dòwn at Çhristmàs;
Lòvè àll lòvely, lòve divinè;
Lòvè wàs bòrn at Çhristmàs,
Stàrs & àngèls gàvè thè sign.
Mèrry Chrístmàs
Ì wísh Ú Lòvely X-màs
Ì wísh Ú Favòràblè "
Ì wísh Ú Enjòyàblè"
U shall nòt Lack in thís X-màs
thy Lòrd shàll providè tò Ú!
Mèrry X-Màs.
Jínglè bèlls
Jínglè bèlls
whàt fun it is tò
wísh òur friends
à vèry hàppy mèrry chrístmàs.
Wish Ú all A Mèrry Christmas
Mày d Jòys of d seasòn
Fill ur heart with gòòdwill & chèèr.
Mày d chimes of Christmas glòry
Ádd up mòre shine & spread
Smiles acròss the miles
´' * ' ´Tòday & In d Nèw Yèar ´' * '´
Mày Úr Christmas timè bè bright
from d mòmènt it starts,
With màny wòndèrful things
thàt brings jòy 2 yòur heàrt,
& mày èach day, thròughòut d yèar,
Bring èven mòre gladnèss & chèer.
Mèrry Christmàs & à Hàppy Nèw Yèar!
Ònè X’mas Tréè!
Óné Lakh Càndlès!
Ònè Cròre Bàlòòns!
Ónè Milliòn Stàrs!
Óné Billiòn Wishès!&
Òne Heàrty Prayer!
Hàppy X-màs.
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1 Little * Star * On The Top Of The Tréè
2 Little Presents Underneath For Mé
3 Silver Ropes Twisted Around The Tréè
4 Colored Light Shining Prettily,
5 Shining Halls Flowing Silvery.
Oh, What A Sight For Use To Séè.
Wish You A Merry Christmas..
Let the world rejoice Christmas Eve
Sharing peace and love
For on this joyous Christmas day
Christ came from above.
Christmas SMS Wishes
Dear friends open box of wonderous Christmas 🎁 gift for You-The 🎁 gift of Love.
The 🎁 gift of Hope.
The 🎁 gift of Joy.
The 🎁 gift of Peace.
The 🎁 gift of Prosperity.
The 🎁 gift of Happiness.
The 🎁 gift of Good Things.
The 🎁 gift of Good Tidings.
The 🎁 gift of Good Times.
The 🎁 gift of Good Cheer.
Through the year My Dear...
May this Christmas bring
New Surprises and special gifts.
All special things
Best Friends ever or special one.
May each day of your Christmas be filled with peace, and
may God's love light your way through the new year.
Thinking of you and wishing you His blessing always.
A pleasant time of chill December
For all who are dear and near
A time for love and good cheer
A time for best presents to share.
Heartiest wishes for Christmas and coming year.
May your Christmas sparkle with happiness and new surprises,
laughter and love, excitement and amusement And may the new year ahead be full of delight and glad tidings.
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
Merry X-mas to all
Wish Merry Christmas 2017 to your dearest and nearest ones with cute christmas greetings sms, msgs and quotes.
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| Christmas SMS Wishes |
See more : Christmas images
I wish You Lovely X-mas
I wish You Favorable
I wish You Enjoyable
You shall not Lack in this X-masThy Lord shall provide to You!
Merry X-Mas. || Christmas sms ||
Christmas is love...
Christmas is dedication...
Christmas is happiness...
Wishing you and your family a happy Christmas
with a bunch of love and prayers
Its DECEMBER..
It is the month of
Cakes and Candles,
Snow and Songs,
Carols and Joys,
MARRY 'X' MAS.
May the good times and
treasures of the present
become the golden memories
of tomorrow. Wish YOU lot of
LOVE, JOY and HAPPINESS. . .
MARRY 'X' MAS.
A time of joy
A prayer for peace
The gift of hope
And a heart full of love
With every wish for a Merry Christmas and the entire festival season
Be filled with wonder
Be touched by peace
Believe in the miracle
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas.
Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.
Merry X-Mas
May this Christmas end the present year
On a cheerful note and make way
For a fresh and a bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year........
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| Christmas SMS Wishes |
See more : Christmas images
Christmas is not a time nor a season,
But a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
To be plenteous in mercy,
Is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Merry X-Mas
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory,
like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
~Garrison Keillor
I am dreaming of white Christmas ,
With every christmas card I write,
May your days be merry and bright,
And May all your christmases be white.
°*"~Marry Christmas~"*°
Joy resounds in the hearts of those
Who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy and love
Of the season! Season’s Greetingsss! ~:~
A little smile, a word of cheer,
A bit of love from someone near,
A little gift from one held dear,
Best wishes for the coming year…
These make a Merry Christmas! ||
A Christmas candle ,|'|, is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all, but softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish, it grows small..Merry Christmas
May this Christmas end the present year
On a cheerful note and make way
For a fresh and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a very very happy new year..
Please Note: Christmas is cancelled.
Apparently, you told Santa that you have been GOOD this year...
As a result, he died laughing!
Anyways, have a Merry Christmas without the presents!
May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace;
The gladness of Christmas give you hope; And the warmth of Christmas grant you love.
Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas!
Hope your Christmas is a hug of a best moments
Hope you have the most amazing day with loved ones
Hope all your wishes come true
Merry Christmas!!
Dear Santa,
I don't want much for Christmas. I just want the person reading this to remain in my life forever...
Sincerely !!
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| Christmas SMS Wishes |
See more : Christmas images
An old Indian woman slips n falls.
She says,
'Hai meri kismat.!'
A foreigner girl coming from back and says,
'Hi....
Merry christmas....Merry christmas............
It$ the month of Cake$ & CandLe$,
$now & $ong$, CeLebration & deCoration,
joY & cheeR, blessing & sharing
Laughter & Love. It$ DECeMBER
Wi$hing u a LoveLy funfiLLed X'màs...
On This Christmàs Day,
Let Jesus Grace You His Divine Power Of Lòve,
Hàppiness And His Wisdòm..
Celebràte Merry Christmas
Í wish Ú Lovely X-màs
Í wish Ú Favoràble ”
Í wish Ú Enjoyàble ”
Ú shall not Làck in this X-màs thy Lord shall provide to Ú! Merry X-Màs.
May you Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and good cheer
And may the year ahead be full of good tidings and cherished moments
A time of wonderful holidays.
A time of zest, joy and happiness.
A time of songs and dance.
A time for giving greetings.
A time for giving gifts.
A time of sweet contentment.
A time of generous cheer.
A time for spending good times with dear.
A time for sharing love.
A time for Blissful Blessing.
Warm wishes for "*" joyful "*" colourful "*" Christmas.
The Blessings of Peace
The Beauty of Hope
The Spirit of Love
The Comfort of Faith
May these be your gifts this Christmas Season.
Silent night silvery snow...
Evergreen tree bright and aglow...
Christmas is here bringing good cheer...
May it bring for you...
Gifts of love and joy too!
Merry Christmas!!
Happy Christmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
Jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
Santa Clause aaye aapke dwar,
Subhkamna hamari kare sweekar…
!!!Christmas SMS Wishes, Quotes & Image!!!
The Sëason of Joy is Herë
Its Timë to Spread the Cheeë
May this Christmas bring you lots of Happy Surprisës
And lots of love and joy to your Hëarts and Homë
Mërry Christmas
ßefore Now you are just ok, Ÿesterday you were better, Today you are perfect,
This is the the effect of a blissful season...christmas.merry it in style.
May ur neighböurs respect you,
Trouble neglect u,
The angels prötect u
and Heaven accept u
Happy Christmas and Happy Holiday
This Is The Month Of Candies,
Cakes,
Cöölness,
Snöws,
X 'Mas Songs,
X'Mas Sandals,
Etc...
So Enjöy The Every Moment
With Peace & Happiness.
May your wörld be filled with warmth and gööd
cheer this Höly seasön, and throughöut the
year. Wish yöur Christmas be filled with
peace and löve. Merry X-mas.
Fáith makes áll things possible,
Höpe makes áll things work,
Löve makes áll things beautiful,
May yöu have áll d 3 för this Christmasss.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Wish àll of you àn àmazing ànd àltogether thrilling and chilling X-Màs. Have a blàst friendzzz!!!
Give Christmas Gifts :
Tó Your Enemy, Fòrgiveness.
Tó An Oppònent, Tòlerance.
Tó A Friend, Your Heart.
Tó A Custòmer, Service.
Tó All, Charity.
Tó Every Child, A Góòd Example.
Tó Yourself, Respect.
Jingle Bells are ringing the wishes of Christmas. Sending the warmest Christmas wishes on soft snowflakes just for you!
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas
The Best of JÓY
The Best of CHEER
For CHRISTMAS & the
coming YEAR 2019
Hope that this Christmas season brings you Joy, Warmth and Peace.
Wishing you a merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
May the glow of Christmas, the spirit of Christmas, and the magic of Christmas fill your heart all year long.
Jingle bells Jingle bells
what fun it is to wish our friends
very merry christmas.
Christmas waves a
magic wand over this world,
and behold,
everything is softer and more beautiful.
I hope you have a wonderful christmas
have a great new year !
Hopefully santa will be extra good to you .
enjoy your holidays !
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.
A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope
and love.
A blessed Christmas to you!
I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable ”
I wish U Enjoyable ”
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.
May this Christmas be so specl
that u never ever feel lonely again
and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!
1 X'mas Tree /†\
1 Lakh Candles ¡¡¡¡¡¡
1 Crore Baloons ÔÔÔÔÔ
1 Million Stars ****
1 Billion Wishes! &
1 Hearty Prayer!
Sending you my Advanced
Xmas & New Year Wishes 2019.
May pèacè, hope, happinèss and lovè bè this sèason's gift to you! Mèrry Christmas!
Banta: Merry Christmas Santa darling.....
Santa: Wht ??
Banta: Aaj Bada din hai esiliye esa kahte hai yaar
Santa: accha to lo to mere bhi Christmas
D day ends wid a night full of stars that never appeared so prettier than be4 & each twinkling star :-' * '-: is passed along 2 u with a spcl wish; that all of d days u live could be like Christmas! Merry Christmas Dear!
May the good times and treasures of the present
become the golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.
MARRY CHRISTMAS
In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas
Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated
as a reflection of your values,
desires, affections, traditions.
Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill,
But let it whistle as it will,
We’ll keep our Christmas merry still....
Christmas commemorates the birth of the son of God, Jesus Christ and truly,
the world becomes a delightful place on the day.
It sweeps the magic wand and the snowy outdoors and joyous indoors fills the heart of one and all.
Joy was on Christ,
Love was on mas,
so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season.
merry x mas and happy new year
There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.
No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
Just
A LOVING HEART
Saying
“HAPPY X’MAS” !!
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.
Can I have your picture,
so Santa Claus knows exactly
what to give me.
Happy Christmas.
Bells are ringing
the wishes of christmas day
the flying snowflakes
send my most sincere blessings
to you merry christmas.
Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.
Your friendship is a glowing ember
through the year n each december
from its warm n livin spark
W kindle flame against da dark
n
with its shining radiance light
our tree of faith on Christmas night.
Two things upon this changing earth
can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ’s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend. || Christmas sms for friend ||
One day a big fat man comes to you and puts you in a big bag.
Don’t get afraid,i asked santaclause to gift me a good friend for this xmas.
Happy christmas
The
only
blind
person
at Christmas
time
is
he
who
has
not
Christmas
in
his
heart.
Christmas is a time when
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.
I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
Happy Christmas.
Have an icy icy christmas,
with buttering msgs,
choclaty calls,
creamy thoughts,
fruity funs,
wid plumpy plays & jumpy joys.
Merry christmas.
Stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
Merry Christmas!
Jocks:-
Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Jocks
Caleb: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
Ben: Beats me.
Caleb: They both have sandy claws.
Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!
Killian: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Killian: Pizza.
Gary: Pizza, who?
Killian: Pizza on earth, good will toward men!
Noah: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
Mike: I haven’t a clue.
Noah: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.
Casen: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Austin: I’m stumped.
Casen: “Santa Jaws!”
Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.
Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!
Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.
Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.
Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.
Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!
Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.
Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.
Jacob: What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Jason: I don’t know.
Jacob: Snow cones!
Travis: Where do polar bears vote?
Anthony: Where?
Travis: The North Poll!
Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?
Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.
Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!
Chance: Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Nate: Why?
Chance: Because he went down in history.
Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.
Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
Daniel: What do fish sing during winter?
Josh: What?
Daniel: Christmas corals.
Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.
Steve: What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Tim: Not sure.
Steve: Ornamints.
Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
Sam: What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?
Devin: Not sure.
Sam: Tinsel-itis!
Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.
Pedro: What does Santa say at the start of a race?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Pedro: “Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!”
Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!
William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?
Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”
Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!
Why did Santa go to the doctor?
Because of his bad "elf"!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws!
Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws!
What do you call a dog who works for Santa?
Santa Paws!
What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?
Sandy Clause!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What did the sea Say to Santa?
Nothing! It just waved!
What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws
What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards!
What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
Santa going through a revolving door!
What goes Ho, Ho, Ho, thump?
Santa laughing his head off!
What is Santa's favorite place to deliver presents?
Idaho-ho-ho!
Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it 'soots' him!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!
What did Santa say to the smoker?
Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!
Where does Santa go when he's sick?
To the elf center!
What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Where do elves go to dance?
Christmas Balls!
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling?
An elfcicle!
What kind of cars do elves like to drive?
A Toy-ota!
Who is the king of Santa's rock and roll helpers?
Elfis! (Thank you, thank you very much!)
What type of Shoes does Santa wear when he travels on a train?
Platforms!
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Krisp Kringle!
Who is Santa Claus married to?
Mary Christmas!
How long do a reindeers legs have to be?
Long enough so they can touch the ground!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!
Who is the Music Elf's favorite reindeer?
Dancer!
What do elves post on Social Media?
Elf-ies!
Which of Santa’s reindeers have to mind their manners most?
Rude-olph!
why don't reindeer like picnics?
Because of all their ant-lures!
What do you get when you cross a deer with rain?
A reindeer!
Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee?
Star-bucks
What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty the snowman with a hot flush!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!
Why did the Rudolph cross the road?
Because he was tied to the chicken!
What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!
What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather?
Is it going to rain dear?!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he wasn't chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
What happened to the turkey at Christmas?
It got gobbled!
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceburgers or Brrrr-itos!
When is a boat just like snow?
When its adrift!
What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What did one snowman say to the other?
I couldn't hear them, so I have snow-idea!
How did Scrooge with the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed!
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis!
What is the worst disease that you get at Christmas?
Excemas!
What's the most popular Christmas wine?
'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'
Why do ghosts live in the fridge?
Because it's cool!
What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
Nice gnawing you!
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas Cake?
Your teeth!
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells!
What do sheep say at Christmas?
Wool-tide Bleatings! or A Merry Christmas to Ewe!
!!!Christmas SMS Wishes!!!
क्रिसमस आते ही
सभी लोगों में एक ही
ख़ुशी छायी रहती है
सांता आयेगा , सांता आयेगा
लेकिन अंदर से मन ही मन में खुद से बोल रहे होते हैं
घंटा आयेगा |
क्रिसमस आये बन कर उजाला,
खुल जाए आप की किस्मत का ताला,
हमेशा तुम पर मेहरबान रहे ऊपर वाला,
बस इतनी सी दुआ करता है आपका ये चाहने वाला |
एक बूढ़ी औरत बर्फ के पर्वत पर चल रही थी
और अचानक से गीर गयी और बोली
हाय मेरी किस्मत
ठिक उसी समय वहाँ से एक Foreigner निकला और बोला :-
Hi Merry Christmas..
क्रिसमस आया क्रिसमस आया,
बच्चों का है मन ललचाया।
सैंटाक्लॉज आएंगे, नए खिलौने लाएंगे।
Why is Santa Claus always a man?
Because…
No woman will wear..
the same dress year after year…
On Christmas, Everyone says:
Santa aayega .. Santa aayega ..
But, deep in our hearts we all know ..
Ghanta aayega !!!
क्रिसमस आते ही
सभी लोगों में एक ही
ख़ुशी छायी रहती है
सांता आयेगा , सांता आयेगा
लेकिन अंदर से मन ही मन में खुद से बोल रहे होते हैं
घंटा आयेगा |
Aapki aankho mein saje ho jo bhi sapne
Aur dil mein chupi ho jo bhi abhilashaye
Ye Christmas ka parv unhe sach kar jaye
Aap ke liye hai humari yhi shubhkamnaye.
क्यों हर बार SANTA CLAUS एक आदमी ही बनता है पता है?
क्योंकि, एक औरत हर साल एक ही DRESS बार बार नहीं पहन सकती ।
क्रिसमस आया क्रिसमस आया,
बच्चों का है मन ललचाया।
सैंटाक्लॉज आएंगे, नए खिलौने लाएंगे।
I am sending love, care and great cheer, your way during this Christmas. I hope you remember this message in case we don’t end up meeting during this Christmas.
Make sure you have all the children in the family playing together such that they are all distracted, and you and all the grown-ups can meet up, drink silly and enjoy Christmas.
With all the snow during Christmas, just make sure you set up a lot of indoor fun activity so that Christmas does not turn out to be boring. Make merry thing Christmas.
A good Christmas gift is the landlord forgoing the December rent so that you can find more money to drink and make merry. Have fun and enjoy this Christmas.
With all the bills of the Christmas and new year, I know you are not sure how you will manage this season. I wish you the best of lack with the budgeting and try to make Christmas fun.
May you forgive your enemies and those that have done you wrong. Basically, I am giving you a heads up to forgive me for all the times I did you wrong and maintain the Christmas spirit throughout.
May sure you limit your children’s Christmas gifts because you are the one who will be paying for them so think twice and happy a budget friendly Christmas.
Christmas is the festival of love and spirit
So let us drink the spirit to feel love
Merry Christmas to You
Man will live for ever
Because of Christmas
(Because of Christmas Day drinking)
Merry Christmas to you
Christmas is the day for blessings and love
So let us do not overload priest
Celebrate the Christmas here with party
Merry Christmas to you
May on this Christmas
Glow of prosperity and joy of Happiness
Fill in you body along with Christmas wine
Merry Christmas to you
Let us rejoice and enjoy
Has lord has given this day
to drink as much you want
Happy Christmas
Do not expect Santa
They all are Drunk and flat
Merry Christmas without gifts
I am wishing you Christmas wishes around you.
Have two drinks and look
Merry Christmas
Christmas is not only for praying and praising
But for drinking and messing around also
Merry Christmas
Please allow Jesus to Come and
Bless people in Church on Christmas,
If he sees you there he may not.
So come here and have party with me
Merry Christmas to you
I have Kept some photos in my home
So come here instead of Church
you can drink and pray,
And no more boring speech from the priest
Merry Christmas and Happy New year
Christmas is for priest, He rejoices
Again and again while delivering the speech
To helpless Church crowd.
(Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing)
So let us celebrate the Christmas here
Merry Christmas to you
Christmas is truly full of wonders.
It makes all of my savings disappear!
That is the Christmas magic
Merry Christmas
I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.
Mother gives coins to children carolers, and gives bills to adult ones.
Why is that so?
Isn’t it Christmas is for children?
I am so excited to wear my new dress today just to see that my Godparents were out of their house.
I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.
People went to midnight mass not to hear mass, but to let their seatmates hear their snores.
Since I brought the presents,
I’ve asked Santa to bring you love and happiness!
Hold peace, love and hope in your heart always
And Christmas will bring you what you wish for.
If you look for me at Christmas,
Don’t forget to check the local bar!
I pray to see not just Santa but also the Three Kings this Christmas.
This is the time when I can kiss the person I want to along with a Christmas greeting without being slapped on my face.You are all I want for Christmas.
But of course I would also appreciate much if I will get cars, house, cash and diamonds perhaps.
Christmas makes me feel nervous and threatened because I will be seeing again my godchildren.
They say Christmas is a time for smiles.
How can I smile if my wallet has ran out of cash?
Hurray! Its Christmas holiday, time to forget about work and school hustle for God knows how long only to spend all our money and remember why we even go to work in the first place.
I don’t how many turkeys are going to lose their lives during this Christmas season, but I am so sure, one of them will die for you. I hope that makes you feel even more loved this Christmas.
The Christmas season is just meant to fill up our houses with all the necessary stuff after taking advantage of the discounts and the endless shopping offers. So, celebrate Christmas and shop till you drop.
Ensure you pay for security at your doorstep because as much as Santa comes with presents, he comes at night. Be sure to look out of fake Santa.
Christmas season is a time where good acts are rewarded, and bad acts are punished. I don’t who came up with that saying because Santa brings everyone presents.
Christmas season is the only time when you should not think of yourself but rather give more attention to your friends and family. I count you to make my Christmas memorable.
All these stories about Santa Claus we have heard over the years makes me wonder how old Santa really is. May this Christmas spirit keep growing in you like Santa age.
Christmas is all about happiness, great cheer, fun and all smiles. Hope you will still manage to be smiling after all your pockets run dry.
Christmas is about enjoying good company from friends and family. So, make sure when you decide to make a snowman at the entrance of your home, make a snow woman as well because nobody wants to be along during Christmas.
All the food that will be in our houses during Christmas makes want to be part of Santa’s elves. May Santa bring you the kind of candy that makes up his elves diet so that you try to keep fit but still have a good time.
Christmas morning is the only morning in the whole year that you should look forward to because you expect goodies from someone else other than yourself. Enjoy this Christmas and make merry.
So, it’s Christmas again, another extended holiday to drink as much as you can without worrying about going to work and other things that need your sober attention. Ho!ho!ho!
Guess what will be trending on twitter, Facebook and all other social media networks during Christmas? That’s right, Christmas greetings and messages hence have fun and don’t worry about keeping tabs online until after Christmas.
This Christmas season is a time to create new memories and reminisce on the old ones. This is not to mean that you go ahead and sit on Santa’s lap and tell him your wishes.
We should have bought Christmas tree seedlings early in the year so that we can grow them in our backyard such that they are ready by Christmas. Anyway, hope buying a new Christmas tree doesn’t make you lose the Christmas spirit.
I wish I knew Christmas carols I could dedicate some for you during this season. All I can think of is Beyoncé’s albums and I hope you play some this holiday.
The best Christmas vacation is going to visit your grandparents so that you can transfer the burden of Christmas to them. I hope you heed to my advice and have a merry Christmas.
In case you have forgotten the feeling of Christmas, just think of the feeling you get when the boss decides to go for a month’s leave. Happy holidays.
I hope you have extra room in your house to fit all the guests during this holiday. In any case, you can bring some of the guests to my house, I have some room to spare. Let’s enjoy Christmas together.
You don’t have to be lonely during Christmas season just because you are single. Just think of Santa’s also being single since we have never been formally introduced to Mrs. Santa clause.
Just like the new generation trend of always being on their phones 24/7 then this Christmas make a point of having celebrations online such that nobody is left out. Enjoy your Christmas.
Christmas is a time when your parents unveil child hood videos mainly to embarrass you in front of your friends and other family. So, enjoy most of Christmas while it lasts.
It’s so silly that when our stomachs are gaining weight around Christmas our wallets are losing weight. Merry Christmas.
I think Santa Claus has got life figured out. He only visits people once a year.
I love Christmas. When else can you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks?
I am glad that we take a holiday like Christmas to tech out children honesty. “Of course there is a Santa Claus.”
Christmas is only once a year and that is what I am most thankful for on Thanksgiving. Have a Merry Christmas.
Marry Christmas! You know, if you feel like you two are ready to take such a big step.
You should know that you are getting older, when Santa Claus is starting to look younger.
Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, until the credit card bills arrive.
She says,
'Hai meri kismat.!'
A foreigner girl coming from back and says,
'Hi....
Merry christmas....Merry christmas............
It$ the month of Cake$ & CandLe$,
$now & $ong$, CeLebration & deCoration,
joY & cheeR, blessing & sharing
Laughter & Love. It$ DECeMBER
Wi$hing u a LoveLy funfiLLed X'màs...
On This Christmàs Day,
Let Jesus Grace You His Divine Power Of Lòve,
Hàppiness And His Wisdòm..
Celebràte Merry Christmas
Í wish Ú Lovely X-màs
Í wish Ú Favoràble ”
Í wish Ú Enjoyàble ”
Ú shall not Làck in this X-màs thy Lord shall provide to Ú! Merry X-Màs.
May you Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and good cheer
And may the year ahead be full of good tidings and cherished moments
A time of wonderful holidays.
A time of zest, joy and happiness.
A time of songs and dance.
A time for giving greetings.
A time for giving gifts.
A time of sweet contentment.
A time of generous cheer.
A time for spending good times with dear.
A time for sharing love.
A time for Blissful Blessing.
Warm wishes for "*" joyful "*" colourful "*" Christmas.
The Blessings of Peace
The Beauty of Hope
The Spirit of Love
The Comfort of Faith
May these be your gifts this Christmas Season.
Silent night silvery snow...
Evergreen tree bright and aglow...
Christmas is here bringing good cheer...
May it bring for you...
Gifts of love and joy too!
Merry Christmas!!
Happy Christmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
Jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
Santa Clause aaye aapke dwar,
Subhkamna hamari kare sweekar…
!!!Christmas SMS Wishes, Quotes & Image!!!
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The Sëason of Joy is Herë
Its Timë to Spread the Cheeë
May this Christmas bring you lots of Happy Surprisës
And lots of love and joy to your Hëarts and Homë
Mërry Christmas
ßefore Now you are just ok, Ÿesterday you were better, Today you are perfect,
This is the the effect of a blissful season...christmas.merry it in style.
May ur neighböurs respect you,
Trouble neglect u,
The angels prötect u
and Heaven accept u
Happy Christmas and Happy Holiday
This Is The Month Of Candies,
Cakes,
Cöölness,
Snöws,
X 'Mas Songs,
X'Mas Sandals,
Etc...
So Enjöy The Every Moment
With Peace & Happiness.
May your wörld be filled with warmth and gööd
cheer this Höly seasön, and throughöut the
year. Wish yöur Christmas be filled with
peace and löve. Merry X-mas.
Fáith makes áll things possible,
Höpe makes áll things work,
Löve makes áll things beautiful,
May yöu have áll d 3 för this Christmasss.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Wish àll of you àn àmazing ànd àltogether thrilling and chilling X-Màs. Have a blàst friendzzz!!!
Give Christmas Gifts :
Tó Your Enemy, Fòrgiveness.
Tó An Oppònent, Tòlerance.
Tó A Friend, Your Heart.
Tó A Custòmer, Service.
Tó All, Charity.
Tó Every Child, A Góòd Example.
Tó Yourself, Respect.
Jingle Bells are ringing the wishes of Christmas. Sending the warmest Christmas wishes on soft snowflakes just for you!
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas
The Best of JÓY
The Best of CHEER
For CHRISTMAS & the
coming YEAR 2019
Hope that this Christmas season brings you Joy, Warmth and Peace.
Wishing you a merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
May the glow of Christmas, the spirit of Christmas, and the magic of Christmas fill your heart all year long.
Jingle bells Jingle bells
what fun it is to wish our friends
very merry christmas.
Christmas waves a
magic wand over this world,
and behold,
everything is softer and more beautiful.
I hope you have a wonderful christmas
have a great new year !
Hopefully santa will be extra good to you .
enjoy your holidays !
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.
A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope
and love.
A blessed Christmas to you!
I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable ”
I wish U Enjoyable ”
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.
May this Christmas be so specl
that u never ever feel lonely again
and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!
1 X'mas Tree /†\
1 Lakh Candles ¡¡¡¡¡¡
1 Crore Baloons ÔÔÔÔÔ
1 Million Stars ****
1 Billion Wishes! &
1 Hearty Prayer!
Sending you my Advanced
Xmas & New Year Wishes 2019.
May pèacè, hope, happinèss and lovè bè this sèason's gift to you! Mèrry Christmas!
Banta: Merry Christmas Santa darling.....
Santa: Wht ??
Banta: Aaj Bada din hai esiliye esa kahte hai yaar
Santa: accha to lo to mere bhi Christmas
D day ends wid a night full of stars that never appeared so prettier than be4 & each twinkling star :-' * '-: is passed along 2 u with a spcl wish; that all of d days u live could be like Christmas! Merry Christmas Dear!
May the good times and treasures of the present
become the golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.
MARRY CHRISTMAS
In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas
Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated
as a reflection of your values,
desires, affections, traditions.
Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill,
But let it whistle as it will,
We’ll keep our Christmas merry still....
Christmas commemorates the birth of the son of God, Jesus Christ and truly,
the world becomes a delightful place on the day.
It sweeps the magic wand and the snowy outdoors and joyous indoors fills the heart of one and all.
Joy was on Christ,
Love was on mas,
so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season.
merry x mas and happy new year
There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.
No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
Just
A LOVING HEART
Saying
“HAPPY X’MAS” !!
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.
Can I have your picture,
so Santa Claus knows exactly
what to give me.
Happy Christmas.
Bells are ringing
the wishes of christmas day
the flying snowflakes
send my most sincere blessings
to you merry christmas.
Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.
Your friendship is a glowing ember
through the year n each december
from its warm n livin spark
W kindle flame against da dark
n
with its shining radiance light
our tree of faith on Christmas night.
Two things upon this changing earth
can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ’s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend. || Christmas sms for friend ||
One day a big fat man comes to you and puts you in a big bag.
Don’t get afraid,i asked santaclause to gift me a good friend for this xmas.
Happy christmas
The
only
blind
person
at Christmas
time
is
he
who
has
not
Christmas
in
his
heart.
:: Christmas sms wishes ::
Christmas is a time when
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.
I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your christmases be white.
Happy Christmas.
Have an icy icy christmas,
with buttering msgs,
choclaty calls,
creamy thoughts,
fruity funs,
wid plumpy plays & jumpy joys.
Merry christmas.
Stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
Merry Christmas!
Jocks:-
Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Jocks
Caleb: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
Ben: Beats me.
Caleb: They both have sandy claws.
Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!
Killian: Knock, knock.
Gary: Who’s there?
Killian: Pizza.
Gary: Pizza, who?
Killian: Pizza on earth, good will toward men!
Noah: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?
Mike: I haven’t a clue.
Noah: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.
Casen: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Austin: I’m stumped.
Casen: “Santa Jaws!”
Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.
Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!
Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.
Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.
Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.
Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!
Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.
Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.
Jacob: What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Jason: I don’t know.
Jacob: Snow cones!
Travis: Where do polar bears vote?
Anthony: Where?
Travis: The North Poll!
Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?
Santa: Knock, knock.
Elf: Who’s there?
Santa: Olive.
Elf: Olive, who?
Santa: Olive the other reindeer.
Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!
Chance: Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Nate: Why?
Chance: Because he went down in history.
Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Moe: What?
Joe: North Polish.
Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
Daniel: What do fish sing during winter?
Josh: What?
Daniel: Christmas corals.
Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.
Steve: What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Tim: Not sure.
Steve: Ornamints.
Josh: Knock, knock!
Samantha: Who’s there?
Josh: Dexter.
Samantha: Dexter, who?
Josh: Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
Sam: What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?
Devin: Not sure.
Sam: Tinsel-itis!
Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.
Pedro: What does Santa say at the start of a race?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Pedro: “Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!”
Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!
William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?
Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?
Westy: I don’t know.
Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”
Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
Tammi: How?
Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!
Why did Santa go to the doctor?
Because of his bad "elf"!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws!
Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws!
What do you call a dog who works for Santa?
Santa Paws!
What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?
Sandy Clause!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What did the sea Say to Santa?
Nothing! It just waved!
What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws
What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards!
What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
Santa going through a revolving door!
What goes Ho, Ho, Ho, thump?
Santa laughing his head off!
What is Santa's favorite place to deliver presents?
Idaho-ho-ho!
Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it 'soots' him!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!
What did Santa say to the smoker?
Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!
Where does Santa go when he's sick?
To the elf center!
What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Where do elves go to dance?
Christmas Balls!
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling?
An elfcicle!
What kind of cars do elves like to drive?
A Toy-ota!
Who is the king of Santa's rock and roll helpers?
Elfis! (Thank you, thank you very much!)
What type of Shoes does Santa wear when he travels on a train?
Platforms!
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Krisp Kringle!
Who is Santa Claus married to?
Mary Christmas!
How long do a reindeers legs have to be?
Long enough so they can touch the ground!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!
Who is the Music Elf's favorite reindeer?
Dancer!
What do elves post on Social Media?
Elf-ies!
Which of Santa’s reindeers have to mind their manners most?
Rude-olph!
why don't reindeer like picnics?
Because of all their ant-lures!
What do you get when you cross a deer with rain?
A reindeer!
Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee?
Star-bucks
What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty the snowman with a hot flush!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!
Why did the Rudolph cross the road?
Because he was tied to the chicken!
What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!
What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather?
Is it going to rain dear?!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he wasn't chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
What happened to the turkey at Christmas?
It got gobbled!
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceburgers or Brrrr-itos!
When is a boat just like snow?
When its adrift!
What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What did one snowman say to the other?
I couldn't hear them, so I have snow-idea!
How did Scrooge with the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed!
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis!
What is the worst disease that you get at Christmas?
Excemas!
What's the most popular Christmas wine?
'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'
Why do ghosts live in the fridge?
Because it's cool!
What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
Nice gnawing you!
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas Cake?
Your teeth!
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells!
What do sheep say at Christmas?
Wool-tide Bleatings! or A Merry Christmas to Ewe!
!!!Christmas SMS Wishes!!!
क्रिसमस आते ही
सभी लोगों में एक ही
ख़ुशी छायी रहती है
सांता आयेगा , सांता आयेगा
लेकिन अंदर से मन ही मन में खुद से बोल रहे होते हैं
घंटा आयेगा |
क्रिसमस आये बन कर उजाला,
खुल जाए आप की किस्मत का ताला,
हमेशा तुम पर मेहरबान रहे ऊपर वाला,
बस इतनी सी दुआ करता है आपका ये चाहने वाला |
एक बूढ़ी औरत बर्फ के पर्वत पर चल रही थी
और अचानक से गीर गयी और बोली
हाय मेरी किस्मत
ठिक उसी समय वहाँ से एक Foreigner निकला और बोला :-
Hi Merry Christmas..
क्रिसमस आया क्रिसमस आया,
बच्चों का है मन ललचाया।
सैंटाक्लॉज आएंगे, नए खिलौने लाएंगे।
Why is Santa Claus always a man?
Because…
No woman will wear..
the same dress year after year…
On Christmas, Everyone says:
Santa aayega .. Santa aayega ..
But, deep in our hearts we all know ..
Ghanta aayega !!!
क्रिसमस आते ही
सभी लोगों में एक ही
ख़ुशी छायी रहती है
सांता आयेगा , सांता आयेगा
लेकिन अंदर से मन ही मन में खुद से बोल रहे होते हैं
घंटा आयेगा |
Aapki aankho mein saje ho jo bhi sapne
Aur dil mein chupi ho jo bhi abhilashaye
Ye Christmas ka parv unhe sach kar jaye
Aap ke liye hai humari yhi shubhkamnaye.
क्यों हर बार SANTA CLAUS एक आदमी ही बनता है पता है?
क्योंकि, एक औरत हर साल एक ही DRESS बार बार नहीं पहन सकती ।
क्रिसमस आया क्रिसमस आया,
बच्चों का है मन ललचाया।
सैंटाक्लॉज आएंगे, नए खिलौने लाएंगे।
!!!Christmas SMS Wishes!!!
The only present you can gift Jesus during his birthday is good behavior. you can try to be good today then go back to normal after Christmas.I am sending love, care and great cheer, your way during this Christmas. I hope you remember this message in case we don’t end up meeting during this Christmas.
Make sure you have all the children in the family playing together such that they are all distracted, and you and all the grown-ups can meet up, drink silly and enjoy Christmas.
With all the snow during Christmas, just make sure you set up a lot of indoor fun activity so that Christmas does not turn out to be boring. Make merry thing Christmas.
A good Christmas gift is the landlord forgoing the December rent so that you can find more money to drink and make merry. Have fun and enjoy this Christmas.
With all the bills of the Christmas and new year, I know you are not sure how you will manage this season. I wish you the best of lack with the budgeting and try to make Christmas fun.
May you forgive your enemies and those that have done you wrong. Basically, I am giving you a heads up to forgive me for all the times I did you wrong and maintain the Christmas spirit throughout.
May sure you limit your children’s Christmas gifts because you are the one who will be paying for them so think twice and happy a budget friendly Christmas.
Christmas is the festival of love and spirit
So let us drink the spirit to feel love
Merry Christmas to You
Man will live for ever
Because of Christmas
(Because of Christmas Day drinking)
Merry Christmas to you
Christmas is the day for blessings and love
So let us do not overload priest
Celebrate the Christmas here with party
Merry Christmas to you
May on this Christmas
Glow of prosperity and joy of Happiness
Fill in you body along with Christmas wine
Merry Christmas to you
Let us rejoice and enjoy
Has lord has given this day
to drink as much you want
Happy Christmas
Do not expect Santa
They all are Drunk and flat
Merry Christmas without gifts
I am wishing you Christmas wishes around you.
Have two drinks and look
Merry Christmas
Christmas is not only for praying and praising
But for drinking and messing around also
Merry Christmas
Please allow Jesus to Come and
Bless people in Church on Christmas,
If he sees you there he may not.
So come here and have party with me
Merry Christmas to you
I have Kept some photos in my home
So come here instead of Church
you can drink and pray,
And no more boring speech from the priest
Merry Christmas and Happy New year
Christmas is for priest, He rejoices
Again and again while delivering the speech
To helpless Church crowd.
(Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing)
So let us celebrate the Christmas here
Merry Christmas to you
Christmas is truly full of wonders.
It makes all of my savings disappear!
That is the Christmas magic
Merry Christmas
I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.
Mother gives coins to children carolers, and gives bills to adult ones.
Why is that so?
Isn’t it Christmas is for children?
I am so excited to wear my new dress today just to see that my Godparents were out of their house.
I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.
People went to midnight mass not to hear mass, but to let their seatmates hear their snores.
Since I brought the presents,
I’ve asked Santa to bring you love and happiness!
Hold peace, love and hope in your heart always
And Christmas will bring you what you wish for.
If you look for me at Christmas,
Don’t forget to check the local bar!
I pray to see not just Santa but also the Three Kings this Christmas.
This is the time when I can kiss the person I want to along with a Christmas greeting without being slapped on my face.You are all I want for Christmas.
But of course I would also appreciate much if I will get cars, house, cash and diamonds perhaps.
Christmas makes me feel nervous and threatened because I will be seeing again my godchildren.
They say Christmas is a time for smiles.
How can I smile if my wallet has ran out of cash?
Hurray! Its Christmas holiday, time to forget about work and school hustle for God knows how long only to spend all our money and remember why we even go to work in the first place.
I don’t how many turkeys are going to lose their lives during this Christmas season, but I am so sure, one of them will die for you. I hope that makes you feel even more loved this Christmas.
The Christmas season is just meant to fill up our houses with all the necessary stuff after taking advantage of the discounts and the endless shopping offers. So, celebrate Christmas and shop till you drop.
Ensure you pay for security at your doorstep because as much as Santa comes with presents, he comes at night. Be sure to look out of fake Santa.
Christmas season is a time where good acts are rewarded, and bad acts are punished. I don’t who came up with that saying because Santa brings everyone presents.
Christmas season is the only time when you should not think of yourself but rather give more attention to your friends and family. I count you to make my Christmas memorable.
All these stories about Santa Claus we have heard over the years makes me wonder how old Santa really is. May this Christmas spirit keep growing in you like Santa age.
Christmas is all about happiness, great cheer, fun and all smiles. Hope you will still manage to be smiling after all your pockets run dry.
Christmas is about enjoying good company from friends and family. So, make sure when you decide to make a snowman at the entrance of your home, make a snow woman as well because nobody wants to be along during Christmas.
All the food that will be in our houses during Christmas makes want to be part of Santa’s elves. May Santa bring you the kind of candy that makes up his elves diet so that you try to keep fit but still have a good time.
Christmas morning is the only morning in the whole year that you should look forward to because you expect goodies from someone else other than yourself. Enjoy this Christmas and make merry.
So, it’s Christmas again, another extended holiday to drink as much as you can without worrying about going to work and other things that need your sober attention. Ho!ho!ho!
Guess what will be trending on twitter, Facebook and all other social media networks during Christmas? That’s right, Christmas greetings and messages hence have fun and don’t worry about keeping tabs online until after Christmas.
This Christmas season is a time to create new memories and reminisce on the old ones. This is not to mean that you go ahead and sit on Santa’s lap and tell him your wishes.
We should have bought Christmas tree seedlings early in the year so that we can grow them in our backyard such that they are ready by Christmas. Anyway, hope buying a new Christmas tree doesn’t make you lose the Christmas spirit.
I wish I knew Christmas carols I could dedicate some for you during this season. All I can think of is Beyoncé’s albums and I hope you play some this holiday.
The best Christmas vacation is going to visit your grandparents so that you can transfer the burden of Christmas to them. I hope you heed to my advice and have a merry Christmas.
In case you have forgotten the feeling of Christmas, just think of the feeling you get when the boss decides to go for a month’s leave. Happy holidays.
I hope you have extra room in your house to fit all the guests during this holiday. In any case, you can bring some of the guests to my house, I have some room to spare. Let’s enjoy Christmas together.
You don’t have to be lonely during Christmas season just because you are single. Just think of Santa’s also being single since we have never been formally introduced to Mrs. Santa clause.
Just like the new generation trend of always being on their phones 24/7 then this Christmas make a point of having celebrations online such that nobody is left out. Enjoy your Christmas.
Christmas is a time when your parents unveil child hood videos mainly to embarrass you in front of your friends and other family. So, enjoy most of Christmas while it lasts.
It’s so silly that when our stomachs are gaining weight around Christmas our wallets are losing weight. Merry Christmas.
I think Santa Claus has got life figured out. He only visits people once a year.
I love Christmas. When else can you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks?
I am glad that we take a holiday like Christmas to tech out children honesty. “Of course there is a Santa Claus.”
Christmas is only once a year and that is what I am most thankful for on Thanksgiving. Have a Merry Christmas.
Marry Christmas! You know, if you feel like you two are ready to take such a big step.
You should know that you are getting older, when Santa Claus is starting to look younger.
Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, until the credit card bills arrive.
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